LEAVEN

LIZARD LICK ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST, FULL GOSPEL,

INDEPENDENT, PENTECOSTAL ,

CHURCH OF CHRIST

 

Beloved, this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson from the Lizard Lick St. John the Baptist,Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, church of Christ. I have been reading the approach to the parable of the leaven and am sadden to see that so many of you miss the point of what our Savior was trying to teach. Let us start by looking at the Words of Christ from our trusted, God breathed, King James Bibles: Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened (Matthew 13:33).

Beloved, leaven is SIN. And, it is placed in the Kingdom by a Woman! We stand the chance of having a brand new Garden of Eden incident all over again the very minute we let woman start to have a voice in the kingdom. The apostle Paul said that they were to shut up in church and in this parable Jesus himself shows us what will happen the very minute they are allowed to speak.

And, beloved, this is just the beginnin of it. We start today by lowin women to leave their God given places of cookin and child birthin andthat little batch of yeast starts to grow and one error builds on the next error util we have the whole homersexual agenda runin through the church. Tod Haggard will be preferomin the weddin of old Lance Banks and Doggie Houser while Eldon John plays the offeratory.

Beloved we have to stop this error now and not let it go forward. For that reason we will have a special service this Friday night. As that is not a night outlined in our very own King James Bible, we will not be able forto use the assembly hall so we will meet at Deacon Smith’s house. I will be there at 4 in the afternoon to help take the cook stove out so we don’t violate any rules of having a stove in the asembly. Please be there and bring your wives for this annointing service.

Until next time this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson remindin yeuns to be better to your neighborsand you’ll have better neighbors.

The King James Only

Lizard Lick St. John the Baptist, Full Gospel,

Independent, Pentecostal,

 church of Christ

 

 

Beloved, this is your preacher, the Rev. T.J. Jackson, here and I want to share a few things with you tonight in reference to some of your concerns. Some of you have asked why we don’t use one of new fangled Bibles like the other folks do. Well the answer here is twofold. I know you are saying, “Preacher, them new versions are hot.” Well, let me be the first to inform you what else is hot: HELL IS HOT!

 

The apostle Paul told is in the good old King James that the Gospel had been preached to all the world. He told those’uns in Ephesius that they had the whole counsel of God. Beloved, if they had all that with the good old King James why do we need anything else. Why do we need the words of God in a language other than they way he spake it? Paul didn’t read the New internal Version and he didn’t let his Epistle Pauline read it either.

 

Them other versions changed the inspired word of God that was handed down to us from Christ to the apostles through the God breathed, Holy Spirit inspired King James Bible. The New Internal Version leaves out half what the trusted King James says. And what they do put in the write in such lily gilding language everyone can understand it; and you know God didn’t want everyone to understand it. Take a look at 1 Samuel 25:22. in the Athorized AV 1611 King James Bible. Then compare it to the New internal Version. Do you see how the NIV takes away what God had called sin? If’n we switched to that version we’d have to wash the walls every Sunday after assembly.

 

Beloved I have told you before that the only thing American Standard at your preacher’s house is the toilet and for those of you who have visited, you know that ain’t even allowed in the house.

 

This is the first step into letin the homersexual agenda in our church. Do you know that the word sodomite doesn’t even exist in the NIV?  That’s right brethrn, first it’s the NIV then you are going to have Joy Meyer replaced by Rosia O’Macdonald and all those kind sitting in the seat next to you.  It will give a whole knew meaning to the word pew. Do you want a church full of sinners?

 

For this reason, tomorrow nights service will be a special anointin service and book burning. Come early so you can be up front near the fire and be the first to throw in the books that threaten to lead you and yourn down that fiery path to hell. And after the book burning we will anoint all with oil who have taken those baby steps to hell by reading anything other than the good old King James.

 

Until next time, this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson of the Lizard Lick St. John The Baptist, Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, chruch of Christ reminding yeuns to be better to your neighbors and you’ll have better neighbors.

Questions and Answers

LIZARD LICK ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST, FULL GOSPEL,

INDEPENDENT, PENETCOSTAL,

cHURCH OF CHRIST

 

Beloved, this is your preacher, Rev. T.J. Jackson, with a few thoughts to share with you. In regards to my last message to you I had several replies asking for some clarifying. We even had some questions from those not here with us in Lizard Lick. Word of your good works has spread and it seems many are now trying to be a part of what we have going here. Some wrote to yours truly and asked what they were to do as their maw had pass on and they were unclear as to which of the men folk was aspose to take up the chores that were done by they maw/spouse= squaw. While I don’t believe it would necessarily be sin for the man to maybe worsh a dish or push a broom in such a situashun temporarly until he can find a woman to come in and do it, he should be searching for a woman to come and clean and cook fer him as soon as possible. God separated the works of man and woman thus you ain’t going to have men folks having babies. God separated these chores so that women could be saved through the pangs of childbirthin. As for the cooking in such a situashun, you know as well as I do that people is going to bringing food to the house after someone dies, so for the near future there shouldn’t be any sin. Now,. When that food runs out the men folks should be searching for a fill in to do the cooking and cleaning and they should be buying can foods from the store so they don’t have to worry about cooking; all they have to do is open they can and eat. The men should only temporary do any of these so as they don’t take a liken to it and start pansying around and act all sissified like the sodomites out in San Furisco.

 

Some have asked what we are to do ifn they had to go to the hospital. First, why would they go to the hospital in the first place? It is by HIS stripes we are healed. Ain’t no where that our King James tells us that by Marcus Welby we are healed. So why would a God fearing Christian put his fate in the hands of an old sawbones instead of in the hands of God? It was ask could a Christian woman work as a cook in a hospital? No. Her place is in the home. If a woman was to seek work outside the home, let alone the scandal it would create, who would keep house? Can you see a woman trying to be a firewoman while “in a family way”? But, she could cook and clean.

 

The only group that I can see as being able to eat outside the home is prisoners. They done already sinned and are lost so it wouldn’t make no never mind no way.

 

Until next time, this is your preacher, Rev. T.J. Jackson,  reminding yeuns to be better to your neighbors and you’ll have better neighbors.

Questions Answered

LIZARD LICK ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST, FULL GOSPEL,

INDEPENDENT, PENTECOSTAL,

cHURCH OF CHRIST

 

 

Beloved, this is your preacher, the Rev. T.J. Jackson hoping that all had a blessed Thanksgiving eating at your home. We had a grand banquet here. Several have asked me about having a fellowship meal at the church and even brought up the error of having a kitchen added to the facilities.  Beloved, how far down that wicked path of sin are you prepared to travel? As you know we don’t allow families top eat together; each must eat in his own home as prescribed by the apostle Paul in our own King James Bibles.

 

Brethren, lets look at each point and try to arrive at why we do the things we do from a Biblical point of view. If we all eat together we are in violation of what Paul told us to do. He said if we are hungry we have homes to eat at. He didn’t say to eat at the church or at a neighbor’s house. No, he said to eat at home. Do you now see how eating at the burger joints are sin. Beloved, this is going to send some of you to eternal damnation, but Paul never authorized, nor any other apostle for that matter, the eating at Cracker Barrel.

We are to eat at home so that women can do their Godly chores of cooking and cleaning and childbearing.              

 

Now, some of you have asked about a fellowship hall with a kitchen joined to the assembly building. Beloved, do you not know the error that you ask about? First, the cooking would have to be done by women. Now, look at the temptation that would be added to the women having to be in the kitchen together and still remain silent. Paul said women are to be quiet in church. Next, a woman cooking would be usurping authority over the first man that walking in the kitchen and tried to sample the food. And, if the men were to cook that would be talking the chores of a woman and giving them to the men. Beloved we cannot have such transvertilism actions in the church. If we allowed this the next step we’d take would be to allow out right homersexual couples in the church with the girly one in the kitchen cooking with the women. Do you see the wicked path of sin we would be heading in?

 

No, beloved, we can’t allow such error here at the Lizard Lick St. John The Baptist, Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, church of Christ. We are in the business of saving souls not sending them to Hell. And, the above would be the first steps above would be the first ones to send our women to hell then inviting the gay and Lebanese agenda in our assembly and sending the rest of us to Hell.

 

Therefore each of us should eat in HIS OWN home always, with the women doing the cooking as prescribed by our trusty King James Bible.

 

Until Next time, this is your preacher, Rev. T.J. Jackson, reminding yeuns to be better to your neighbors and y’all have better neighbors!