LEAVEN

LIZARD LICK ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST, FULL GOSPEL,

INDEPENDENT, PENTECOSTAL ,

CHURCH OF CHRIST

 

Beloved, this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson from the Lizard Lick St. John the Baptist,Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, church of Christ. I have been reading the approach to the parable of the leaven and am sadden to see that so many of you miss the point of what our Savior was trying to teach. Let us start by looking at the Words of Christ from our trusted, God breathed, King James Bibles: Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened (Matthew 13:33).

Beloved, leaven is SIN. And, it is placed in the Kingdom by a Woman! We stand the chance of having a brand new Garden of Eden incident all over again the very minute we let woman start to have a voice in the kingdom. The apostle Paul said that they were to shut up in church and in this parable Jesus himself shows us what will happen the very minute they are allowed to speak.

And, beloved, this is just the beginnin of it. We start today by lowin women to leave their God given places of cookin and child birthin andthat little batch of yeast starts to grow and one error builds on the next error util we have the whole homersexual agenda runin through the church. Tod Haggard will be preferomin the weddin of old Lance Banks and Doggie Houser while Eldon John plays the offeratory.

Beloved we have to stop this error now and not let it go forward. For that reason we will have a special service this Friday night. As that is not a night outlined in our very own King James Bible, we will not be able forto use the assembly hall so we will meet at Deacon Smith’s house. I will be there at 4 in the afternoon to help take the cook stove out so we don’t violate any rules of having a stove in the asembly. Please be there and bring your wives for this annointing service.

Until next time this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson remindin yeuns to be better to your neighborsand you’ll have better neighbors.

The King James Only

Lizard Lick St. John the Baptist, Full Gospel,

Independent, Pentecostal,

 church of Christ

 

 

Beloved, this is your preacher, the Rev. T.J. Jackson, here and I want to share a few things with you tonight in reference to some of your concerns. Some of you have asked why we don’t use one of new fangled Bibles like the other folks do. Well the answer here is twofold. I know you are saying, “Preacher, them new versions are hot.” Well, let me be the first to inform you what else is hot: HELL IS HOT!

 

The apostle Paul told is in the good old King James that the Gospel had been preached to all the world. He told those’uns in Ephesius that they had the whole counsel of God. Beloved, if they had all that with the good old King James why do we need anything else. Why do we need the words of God in a language other than they way he spake it? Paul didn’t read the New internal Version and he didn’t let his Epistle Pauline read it either.

 

Them other versions changed the inspired word of God that was handed down to us from Christ to the apostles through the God breathed, Holy Spirit inspired King James Bible. The New Internal Version leaves out half what the trusted King James says. And what they do put in the write in such lily gilding language everyone can understand it; and you know God didn’t want everyone to understand it. Take a look at 1 Samuel 25:22. in the Athorized AV 1611 King James Bible. Then compare it to the New internal Version. Do you see how the NIV takes away what God had called sin? If’n we switched to that version we’d have to wash the walls every Sunday after assembly.

 

Beloved I have told you before that the only thing American Standard at your preacher’s house is the toilet and for those of you who have visited, you know that ain’t even allowed in the house.

 

This is the first step into letin the homersexual agenda in our church. Do you know that the word sodomite doesn’t even exist in the NIV?  That’s right brethrn, first it’s the NIV then you are going to have Joy Meyer replaced by Rosia O’Macdonald and all those kind sitting in the seat next to you.  It will give a whole knew meaning to the word pew. Do you want a church full of sinners?

 

For this reason, tomorrow nights service will be a special anointin service and book burning. Come early so you can be up front near the fire and be the first to throw in the books that threaten to lead you and yourn down that fiery path to hell. And after the book burning we will anoint all with oil who have taken those baby steps to hell by reading anything other than the good old King James.

 

Until next time, this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson of the Lizard Lick St. John The Baptist, Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, chruch of Christ reminding yeuns to be better to your neighbors and you’ll have better neighbors.