LEAVEN

By revtjjackson

LIZARD LICK ST. JOHN THE BAPTIST, FULL GOSPEL,

INDEPENDENT, PENTECOSTAL ,

CHURCH OF CHRIST

 

Beloved, this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson from the Lizard Lick St. John the Baptist,Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, church of Christ. I have been reading the approach to the parable of the leaven and am sadden to see that so many of you miss the point of what our Savior was trying to teach. Let us start by looking at the Words of Christ from our trusted, God breathed, King James Bibles: Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened (Matthew 13:33).

Beloved, leaven is SIN. And, it is placed in the Kingdom by a Woman! We stand the chance of having a brand new Garden of Eden incident all over again the very minute we let woman start to have a voice in the kingdom. The apostle Paul said that they were to shut up in church and in this parable Jesus himself shows us what will happen the very minute they are allowed to speak.

And, beloved, this is just the beginnin of it. We start today by lowin women to leave their God given places of cookin and child birthin andthat little batch of yeast starts to grow and one error builds on the next error util we have the whole homersexual agenda runin through the church. Tod Haggard will be preferomin the weddin of old Lance Banks and Doggie Houser while Eldon John plays the offeratory.

Beloved we have to stop this error now and not let it go forward. For that reason we will have a special service this Friday night. As that is not a night outlined in our very own King James Bible, we will not be able forto use the assembly hall so we will meet at Deacon Smith’s house. I will be there at 4 in the afternoon to help take the cook stove out so we don’t violate any rules of having a stove in the asembly. Please be there and bring your wives for this annointing service.

Until next time this is the Rev. T.J. Jackson remindin yeuns to be better to your neighborsand you’ll have better neighbors.

3 Responses to “LEAVEN”

  1. whenley68 Says:

    Too fucking funny!!!!! Oh, I just left the coc and man i really needed this today. Thanks

  2. Livette Says:

    Nice blog!

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