PRAISE REPORT

Lizard Lick St. John the Baptist, Full Gospel

Independent, Pentecostal

church of Christ

PRAISE REPORT

 

Beloved, this is your preacher, the Rev. T.J. Jackson, here with a little of a praise report. I have taught y’all for some many years now that a good work cannot be beat. And, now it seems word of your good works have spread out around the country. Brothers and sisters they all are a wanting to be a part of what we have going here at the Lizard Lick St. John the Baptist, Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, church of Christ. Word of what you have done has reached as far away ad Pascagoula, Mississippi. And, their preacher John Hobbs has actually been sending people to our web site so that they can see the good works we are doing and be a part of our ministry to the lost. Y’all know Brother Hobbs; He has a church down there that was devastated in hurricane Katriner. But let me tell you this; there might have been a lot of devastation down there in Ole Miss, but brother Hobbs stood his ground and has been doing a good work for the Lord ever since. It is going to take a wind much stronger than Katriner to blow Brother Hobbs away. And, for a man of his stature to be sending folks to us just attest to the work of the Lord that we’s doing here.

 

Also I received a letter just this morning from another preacher of the Gospel: Brother Steven Clark Goat from all the way out in California. Beloved I guess Paul knowed what he was talking about when he said the Gospel had gone all around the world. Brother Goat said some nice things about the work we are doing here. Things like how he admired how we cling to the old paths. Beloved he also agreed with our boycott of Wal-Mart. Now, I know some of you womens say well Preacher I shop at Wal-Mart because they are cheaper on things like the razors we used to shave our legs. Well, ifn you’d wear your dresses at the correct godly length no body would know ifn your legs was shaved or not. Brother Goat gave some good advice. Out there in California (he is from Bliss but I think he might have a speech sediment because he calls it Blith) they shop at the dollah tree. And, beloved I think that is what weuns should be doing. You can get everything you need there and it’s all a dollah. Even ifn you need a Bible you can get it there, and they don’t sell that cheap stuff; they sell the good old King James. None of that American Standard; beloved the only thing American Standard at your preachers house is the toilet and for those of you that have visited you know that we don’t even have that inside. I know some of you are saying you like the New Internal Version. Beloved, our good old King James Version has gone around the world as you can see from this letter. It started with Peter and Paul and has made its way all the way to Lizard Lick and then to ole Miss and even to the ends of the world in California. I know you are thinking just because some of the contortionist scholars like Bobby Easter use other versions we should too, but beloved you see from this the very word’s of God in his own language have gone to the ends of the earth and will last to the end of the age. I have even read reports that the Gospel might even have gone as far as Washington State and Canada. Belove, people like Elder Gerry Allan, Bill Gud and preachers such as Jere Parker amdCharlie Whitewash have heard of your works.

 

Brother Goat seems to have the same filosfy that we have. They don’t go to Disneyland they have even taken it a step farther and don’t even eat epcots. Brother Goat also believes just like your truly in only using olive oil. You know for sometime we have used nothing but pure olive oil not only made from virgin olives, but from extra virgin olives. Those are olives just like the Pontificate Benediction out in Rome Georgia uses: Not only has he never done it, he is extra virgin in that he ain’t never thought about it.

 

Beloved, these men could have attached themselves to other ministries like Max Tuxedo or even Billy Greyham right here near us, but they didn’t. They saw the works going on here in Lizard Lick and started sending their lost our way. I guess we must be doing something right. They saw how we are fighting the spiritual battles everyday against old Beelzebub. The see how we are combating the gay and lebanese agenda that is all over the states. They see the stand we are taklking for godly living and are attaching themselves to our ministry. I forsee big things coming out of this. One day in the future I hope to have a big Gospel Shindig featuring brothers Goat and Hobbs and yours truly the Rev. T.J. Jackson of the Lizard Lick, St. Jon the Baptist, Full Gospel, Independent, Pentecostal, church of Christ.

 

God bless you all for the good works of the Lord you are doing. Until next time this is your preacher, the Rev. T.J. Jackson reminding yeuns to be better to your neighbors and you’ll have better neighbors.